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The Santa Frinst is the ultimate car for smokeing in. This is the slang term for the Hundai Santa Fe SUV. It comes standard with a radar detector, tinted windows, and a front ram bar.
Did you smoke in the santa frinst lately? No, thats how it always smells.
The santa frinst has enough shake in the cup holders to roll a joint.
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Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
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The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
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Santa who likes Fanta or Fantastic Santa
"1: Have you seen Santa Fanta?
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"
An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke
After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
The weight gained during holiday feasts and also consuming mass ammounts of alcohol-based eggnog
"Man, I ate and drank so much this holiday season, I think I got a santa belly"