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Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves ‘teachers’ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit children’s freedom.
Child: do I have to go to school? It’s torture!
Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!
Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school
Basically ruins your sleep for God knows how many years. It's one of the most hated place on EARTH!
But it's one of the most useful place on Earth too. School is every kids and teens nightmare.
Mia: Ugh miss can I not come to school anymore...
Miss: Detention and no you can't.
school: also pronounced sh-ool
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person: it a school monday again
person: another six crappy hours of our lives
person: ha ha ha
Student 1: Hey Michael, in school today we-
Student 2: stop. busy burning in hell by this whack ass teacher who jacks off to half the kids in this class and lives alone with 12 cats who can barely pay rent and takes his anger out on us.
An institution set up in the USA in order to train industrial workers by teaching people not to think for themselves and lowering their confidence in their own abilities and expectations of their futures. By implying a sense of duty and attacking individual interests and forcing a generalized curriculum that attempts to destroy the individual, people are trained not to think, given a feeling that they need to work under someone to succeed, and mainly keeping American economy and society functioning like a machine with the people as its parts.
If you come on to Urban Dictionary to bash school, you need to go back to school and listen to what everyone says. After all, everyone knows that people who drop out of school are losers who do not realize that challenging the social order in a twisted society will get you no where.
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