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School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.

School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.

Who ever invented school should have been aborted.

by Good Sameritan November 2, 2005

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school

Hell its self where they keep children prizoner and the people that work there are children's worst nightmare and they have celebrations when there's no school (they bug the crap out of there parents)

School is a scary place😬

by Crazycat01 March 8, 2017


School

Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves ‘teachers’ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit children’s freedom.

Child: do I have to go to school? It’s torture!

Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!

Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school

by Eevee😚✌️ March 9, 2021


School

Fucking hell

Boi fuck school

by Mylopylo November 29, 2016


School

School is a torture chamber within a large facility that is known as a "city". A city exists to trap us within a false society because in reality, we're all imprisoned in asylums from being driven insane by the revelation of something that should have been common knowledge.

Guy 1: Hey where did my brother go?
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.

by Xesthan March 2, 2014


School

Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Student 1: I hate school!
Student 2: Bitch don't even get me started

by JadaJ October 29, 2015


school

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lifes=S.C.H.O.O.L.

Im going to school!

by Boys<3 April 23, 2011