Work-ship

A term for the relationship between two co-workers who have a professional, but very congenial relationship. For instance, a quality work-ship moment would entail going out for coffee to discuss work or eating dinner to discuss work or eating brunch to discuss work. Although there is a fine line between a work-ship and friendship, a work-ship resides solidly in the professional space.

Vicki: Hey let's go out for some coffee?
Paul: Sure thing. We can talk about the project.
Vicki: Absolutely. We have such a quality work-ship!

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docking ships

when two dudes, one circumsized and one not, place their penises tip to tip, and pull the foreskin from the uncircumsized fellow over the circumsized mans member.

Me and Blackler had gay foreplay by docking ships!

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ship it crucial

the act of shipping it in a crucial manner.

Jimmy two outed Billy and exclaimed, "SHIP IT CRUCIAL".

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Spite shipping

Spite shipping is the supporting of a ship to divert a character from interfering with your OTP (one true pairing).

For example, fans of the IchiHime pairing in Bleach often support the RenRuki pairing for that reason alone. If Rukia dates Renji she can't date Ichigo. Hence Rukia can't pose a threat to the IchiHime ship (Ichigo X Orihime).

This kind of shipping is totally nonsensical, since it often ignores what actually happens in a story. And an author is really not going to change his/her mind just because of some delusional fangirls.

IchiHime fan: I really want Rukia and Renji together!

Normal fan: But the guy kidnapped Rukia, and she hasn't even shown any sign afterwards of being romantically interested in the him at all.

IchiHime fan: As a shinigami Rukia should only date dead people. And Ichigo should only date people who are alive!

Normal fan: Aren't you forgetting that Ichigo is a shinigami and that his soul chain has been severed by Urahara? And aren't you forgetting that his father is a shinigami as well?

IchiHim fan: Stop being so mean.

Normal fan: Huh? I'm just asking some genuine questions. But if you can't give me a valid reason based on the manga why RenRuki is going to be a canon pairing, I have to assume you're spite shipping.

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Pirate Ship

a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos

Hey Ockbar do you have Dragon age: Origins on your Pirate ship?

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Ship Name

A mix of two peoples names. You can use this if they are dating or if you want them to me a couple. Just remember don't say it all the time because it will become over used.

Person 1: hey let's date
Person 2: okay. Whats our ship name?

Person 1 and person 2: RICK FOR RAELYN AND NICK.

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slave ship

A white woman that's pregnant with a black guy's kid.

Jessica is pregnant with Tyrone's baby. Yeah, she's a slave ship.

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