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a shot drink which is made with Buttershots and Baileys Irish Creme, tastes like a reeses peanutbutter cup
i got hammered last night off those slippery nipple!
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An alcoholic of rum and baily's irish cream.
I really wanted one, but i was to shy to order a slippery nipple.
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This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.
Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.
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The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor
"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"
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A sexual act that involves pouring Old Milwaukee on a chicks tits, then tit fucking until you vomit on yourself. Originally pioneered by Phil Rodgers.
That crazy ass bitch wanted me to give her a slippery Phil. I would have, but Phil drank all my Old Mil.....
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During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.)
The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos.
This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus.
*NOTE:
This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death.
tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
John: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery icarus yesterday.
Bill: Wow man. Your girlfriend always did have huge shoulder blades, it's about time she put them to good use!
John: Yeah, right?
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When You Lick Your Fingertips Then Touch Her Nipples, Sending A Cold Shiver.
If You Don't Stop Playing, I'll Have To Give You The Slippery T!
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