When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.
did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid
dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!
When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
To send a nude while dressed up as a snowman.
Sydney: I did the Snowman Challenge and mortified Lilly for a solid month
A snowman who cannot be fucked with.
The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.
Key word for when you are touched by your uncle
Mom uncle billy-Bob just snowmanned me, but I told him I didn't like it