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What we'll say when Nevada will probably try to rig the 2024 election when DeSantis gets elected by taking their sweet time. Like C'mon spill the beans!
Nevada: 🙃 counting votes
U.S: C'MON SPILL THE BEANS!
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british for jizzing in your pants.
ohh noo yesterday..i was sipping tea with my grandmother and i told her that i suddenly had a involuntary protein spill!
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For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.
Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.
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When 8 people (4 girls, 4 guys) make a circle of everybody putting there dick into each other butt. Then all the girls run out of the circle and cum goes everywhere
Man I can't believe they all had an Alaskan Oil Spill with each other
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I was talking to V and i was spilling some tea and i was like GIRL!!!!
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Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
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To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
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