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Is to superman dat ho, and afterwards, slap the ho in the face with the sheet.
"Yo man, I hit dat bitch with a sloppy superman."
The look of shards of methamphetamine in a glass bowl and their resemblance to Superman's house made of 'Krypton' just before you smoke it.
Joel said, "Did you just score some dope?"
George replied"Yeah, you wanna go to Superman's house?"
The piece of skin between the male testicals and his ass.
Wow, that supermans cape is so hairy.
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The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
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When you do something that makes you feel like a hero like superman. You saved them and feel great about it.
That crowd surfer almost hit the ground , but my superman complex kicked in and I saved her.
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When you smoke a whole j in one breath.
Superman a joint and it'll really fucked you up.
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The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.
a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".
Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?
Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!
Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then
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