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When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina
Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was
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When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!
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While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
A rapist
Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.
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When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...
Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..
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A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!
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Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.
You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.
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