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Swan Worthy

An unattractive female that has the potential to look much better. In need of or deserving of an extreme makeover.

Dude A: "That chick's lookin' frumpy"
Dude B: "I think she's Swan Worthy"
Dude A "I could see that."

by Mcjd May 30, 2008

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swan margerine

An upscale form of duck butter, said to
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!

The ambassador dined on quail eggs and
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.

by Kleetus Kirklen, esq. August 14, 2004

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silent swan

See Silent Duck - Swan defferenciated by long reach of arm during activity 'like a swans neck in length'

Wow thats going deep, like a swans neck, thats a right silent swan!

by Dr Quacker June 28, 2010

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Black Swanning

The act of committing lesbian sex.

These two girls kissed at a party last night. Next time I turned around they were totally Black Swanning!

by luckyc777 June 27, 2011

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old swan

centre of the universe based in liverpool!

went to old swan today got a greggs.

by bummyummyummy September 26, 2009

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Swan Song

The act of break up sex accompanied by a snappy finishing line of dialogue. Typically elevated by angry music, lots of mirrors and recording the act to relive the sweaty angry event at a later date.

Forest: ...And then I ended our relationship with an epic Swan Song, Finishing I yelled โ€œKACAW!โ€
Ian: Why are we friends?

by Eject Rejects! March 16, 2020

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Bella Swan

Isabella Swan, nicknamed Bella, is an ordinary girl when she moves to the dreary town of Forks. Leaving behind the warm sun of Arizona, her crazy lovable mother, and her new stepfather to live with her father, Charlie, Bella just wishes to be left alone. Although Bella doesn't see it she is a striking young woman and the boys in her school immediatly notice. With her mezmorizing brown eyes, pale skin, and chocolate colored hair Bella recieves the attention she was hoping to avoid. Now living in a new town with many admirers and her quiet father Bella meets a boy that is unlike any that she has met before. When Bella meets the dark, gorgeous, and mysterious Edward Cullen she is taken back by the hatred in those black eyes that stare back at her. Bella puzzles over why Edward hates her so much and when Edward comes back to school after days of absence a new puzzlement begins in her head. Why is he friendly today? Why are his eyes now butterscotch? Why is he so breathtaking? Why do I feel the need to find the secret he hides? Diving in to all her questions Bella sees who the real Edward Cullen is. He is not only protective, kind, and a remarkable talented person, he is also a vampire. Bella falls head over heels with this vampire and he does the same with her. Bella carries trouble wherever she goes and is always thinking about her beloved vampire. All in all Bella Swan is a beautiful, observant, and kind human who gets the fairy tale she never expected to get in Forks, Washington.

Student 1: Hey did you see that new girl, Bella Swan?

Student 2: Yeah she's beautiful think she'll go out with me?

by This is how i do April 28, 2009

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