clam foot

lacerations one recives on the bottom of their feet when searching for clams in the bay with bare feet.

Chuck: Hoss, why are limping?
Jim: I harvested six dozen clams yesterday and I got a bad case of clam foot .

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Swan Worthy

An unattractive female that has the potential to look much better. In need of or deserving of an extreme makeover.

Dude A: "That chick's lookin' frumpy"
Dude B: "I think she's Swan Worthy"
Dude A "I could see that."

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poe-off

A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.

Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;

Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.

Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.

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Fuck You Money

Enough Money to afford to buy (not charter) a private yacht or jet.

Elon had enough Fuck You Money to buy himself AND his Buddy Jeff a private jet.

Benetonic

Someone who is very absorbed in preppy self presentation. These characters are commonly spotted at large malls shopping the United Colors of Benneton discussing themselves or their popularity.

Jeff- What's up with that Thomas dude?.
Lex- Oh, that's just Thomas, he's "Benetonic!"

goose

Gentlemans Organization Of the Socially Expressive

FLYSTRONG like a GOOSE

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chrispit up

Make it sharper, clean it up, fix your errors.

Trabajo: "Jeffe, what do you think of my expense report?"

Jeffe: "It doesn't flow well. Why don't you try and 'chrispit up' a little bit?"