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water park chicken tenders

Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand

“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”

“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”

by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022


Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy March 21, 2018


Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser

Curtis is a salad tender

by Flashkk October 04, 2020


French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020


Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.

Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*

by FastAir May 21, 2024


Tour tenders

Groupies

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020


Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025