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The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.
A man's ballsac shaved or waxed to be made hairless. Usually done to please a woman or another man.
He thought the silk purse would really turn me on, but I just thought it was weird.
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the scrotum, the male genitalia.
His nether purse is large and plentiful.
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A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.
"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."
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slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
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The act of pulling the scrotum skin overtop of the penis and nuts. Doing this correctly it should be shiny and resemble a silk purse.
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Booze that is carried in the purse in order to have one cheap drink at the beginning of a night out. Possibly contained in a flask, but most often an entire bottle of something picked up from the convenience store on the way out the door. Especially useful in foreign countries where drinking on the street is acceptable.
I got my purse booze, so I'm ready to party! or Yeah, grab me a beer, I'm going to head to the bathroom to finish up this purse booze.
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