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When you punch a pregnant woman in the gut in an attempt to aid her in the abortion of her babay. Much cheaper than a regular abortion and works 100% of the time.
Girl: I think ime pregnant
Guy: i dont want a kid... MANUAL ABORTION
*PUNCH*
Girl: thank you
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Punishment for intentionally breaking a rule in a drinking game. For example if during a game of kings someone needs to use a bathroom but doesn't have a toilet card, they can do so, on the condition that when they get back they receive a cuban abortion.
The procedure for the operation is that the victim stands up and schols (chugs) a beer at which time someone else will get to punch them in the stomach.
Usually results in someone winded and throwing up, but they'll be alright in a few minutes.
It was so bad, I really had to take a leak so I had to get a cuban abortion. Through up all over the back garden.
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n. A derogatory term for a male.
Originates from Feminazi Valerie Solanos’ SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) Manifesto.
The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
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An abortion in which the father, or man that the woman convinces is the father, go in 50/50 on the cost of her abortion.
Man: "How much is the procedure, $300?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "I’ve only got $150, lets do a Dutch abortion."
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Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
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the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo
“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”
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When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive
Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.
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