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Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey October 15, 2015


Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex

Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!

by Mahsee September 4, 2023


Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 28, 2017


Bate and switch

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.

The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020


Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.

So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.

by RawDawg69420 May 5, 2020


Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.

Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.

by ChipOfTheMunks August 16, 2009

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co-bating

When two people masturbate synergistically.

Me and my buddy was co-bating and a friend walk in on us.

by Co-Bater cliff May 16, 2021