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a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses
a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes
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This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.
i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob
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(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)
variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted
Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.
When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter
Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq
The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.
David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.
"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"
"Dilly Fisting"
to be fisted really hard like your getting punched in your butt hole
last night my boyfriend lucas ram fisted me so hard