Librarian with too much pubic hair
That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.
The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.
"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
Another name for someone’s ass hole.
She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.
When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.
Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.
The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.
When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.
Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.
Whore: I swear I shaved.