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kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 8, 2022


kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber March 9, 2016


Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 9, 2021


To Kirby

When you are sucking on ya ladies titty and you suck in as much as you can without warning

-To Kirby
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.

by table chair monkey drapes March 26, 2022


angery~kirby

This one bitch that was bored once

Holy shit I’m pulling an angery~Kirby

by Angery~Kirby August 30, 2019


Kirby Gorzell

Aka tickleshitz

Kirby Gorzell was known as tickleshits in grammar school

by Jerms February 25, 2022


Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022