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Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.
John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.
Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.
You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain
We ate some koalas and played tetherball for 46 hours before we got hungry.
An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.
1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.