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1. When a repulsive man screws someone without lube and scolds them for using profanity when they cry out in pain. May or may not be followed by a dirty sanchez.
2. A politician who stands in the way of any action that could mitigate the gun violence epidemic slaughtering their constituents but has plenty of time and energy to rant about how it's a frightening "sign of the times" that people who haven't sold their souls use profanity when talking about it.
When an emotional survivor whose friends were literally just gunned down expressed anger that many politicians keep offering nothing but "thoughts and prayers", Senator Rubio took to Twitter to express his outrage. Because he's a Nasty Marco, he was upset at the survivor using the word "fuck" on tv rather than the callous inhumanity she described.
Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.
Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"
Anak ng diktador na madaming uto-utong fans sa Camarines Norte, na mahilig sa fake news.
Ferdinand: Nakawan mo ang Pinas anak, walang magagawa ang mga yan kasi mga bobo ang mga Bongbong Marcos supporters.
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A person who jerks off in other peoples closets as a career.
"I want to be a dirty Marcos when I grow up"
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When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome
I save a girl and we Dirty Marcos
A follower that follows you/your group. Looks like a fish. Is annoying.
Yo dude did you invite him? No he's being such a Marco Liveri . Yeah dude and he looks like a fish.
Is Marco Bodt just Marco Bo now? Or is he Marco Dt?
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