saw it first rule

This rule states that anyone who sees an object or person first before any other party sees it has the right to that object. This overrules all dibs or other forms of object possession rules.

John: Dude!! Did you see that hot chick last night? I got her number and we're totally gonna hook up.

Ryan: I saw her first dude! You can't do that. I call saw it first rule

John: Woah, sorry Bro.I didn't know, she's all yours

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Chain saw Nub

A player that is new to Gears of war. This person loves the lance and its power of the chainsaw. These nubs only use the chain saw and swear its the only wepon worth using.

~boy~ HAHAHA I PWN with the lancer's chain saw

~Man~ Stupid Chain saw Nub Use another wepon

~boy~ OBEY the Chain saw or Die by Chain saw

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sawed off bitch

Someone that is not only a bitch but a redneck bitch.

You done pissed me off you sawed off bitch.

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Sawing Logs

Giving a man a rough handjob.

My arms are so tired, I've been sawing logs all day.

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Alabama power saw

When you get donkey-punched by two white guys while getting a rim job by a Mexican, face-raped by a ginger, while giving a rusty trombone to a Hawaiian

"man chealsi gives the best alabama powersaws to kade"

"damn samantha marshall alabama power sawed the fuck outta felix"

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sawed-off shotgun

A circumcised penis.

Omar: I love my sawed-off shotgun.

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Sawed-off shotgun

When a male is about to climax during intercourse and the female pulls out a knife and cuts the males penis off right before ejaculation making the male ejaculate through their severed penis.

Billy’s girl just caught him cheating and gave him a sawed-off shotgun

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