Random
Source Code
Random
Once upon a time a Afia called Tory Lanez, Tory lanzz
Wtf u stupid bitch why did you call him Tory lanzz
The most amazing, magical, brilliant, woman/musician of our time. She is truly a gift to all of her fans.
304👍 109👎
One of the greatest people of all time. Singer/painist. Feminist. A founder of RAINN. Subjects of songs include: masturbation, homosexuality (male and female), prostitution, pornography, rape, miscarriage, Christianity, Native American Spirituality, being a mom, betrayal, and her complex relationship with her father. Albums include: Y Kant Tori Read (80s group flop), Little Earthquakes, Under the Pink, Boys for Pele, From the Choirgirl Hotel, To Venus and Back, Strange Little Girls, Scarlet's Walk, and Tales of a Librarian.
Tori Amos should be one of the people to overthrow the patriarchy and rule the world.
389👍 152👎
A group of public school (typically Eton) educated people deemed unfit for for mainstream employment, sent instead into politics when their wealthy parents realise they can't even tie their own shoelaces at the age of twenty one. Also known as the Conservative Party. Sociopathic liars by nature, they take great pleasure in victimising the poor and weak in society, while denying said people even exist. Funded by wealthy people and organisations with an aversion to paying tax, in order to preserve the status quo that allows them to avoid paying tax. Some of these wealthy people own newspapers which mainly old people read, these newspapers tell the old people to vote for the Tory Party, and this is the only reason they even exist. The Tory Party only likes wealthy old people but the newspapers will not tell them this. The Tory Party is destroying the National Health Service and the old people that are not wealthy will suffer, but the newspapers will not tell them this. The Tory Party speaks to the old people in short repetitive sentences known as sound bites, often referring to themselves with phrases such as strong and stable while making a complete shambles of running a country and selling public assets off to wealthy people at a reduced rate. A successful Tory Party member will retire when they have put enough money into the pockets of the wealthy people and will be rewarded by the wealthy people with a high salaried directorship, typically in the financial sector.
The Tory Party is funded by tax dodging billionaires to preserve the status quo that allows them to avoid paying tax.
30👍 8👎
The most incredible female singer ever. Her first solo album, Little Earthquakes, is perfect.
Tori Amos' first three albums are genius.
70👍 24👎
Red-headed vixen. Ridiculously talented singer/songwriter/pianist who, at age 5 was the youngest student at the Peabody Conservatory of Music. Currently touring in support of American Doll Posse album through December 2007.
"I think Tori Amos just made that piano her bitch."
75👍 27👎
Main Entry: Hon-ky Tor-y
Pronunciation: hon-kie tor-ie
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Derived from California Slang
The act by which one is given road head and the receiver brakes fairly sharply causing the giver to hit her or his head on the car horn resulting in a honk.
The incoming traffic caused me to honky tory the shit out of her.
8👍 1👎