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Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isnโ€™t that old but Iโ€™ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.

Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.

by Quiddler August 26, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spit witch

A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.

Amanda is such a spit witch that she's not even a Christian

by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Witch hunt

Feel it rising ..

Tensions all time high ..

lol whatโ€™s so funny is someone trying to look calm, unbothered and doing a half decent convincing act when they clearly are bothered as they continue to do something they know upsets someone else ..

On purpose

Daily

Week in

Week out

Like creating a problem .. and instead of avoiding said persons house actually stand outside go past many times a day looking in โ€ฆ

Yep Iโ€™m the witch โ€ฆ

Obviously

All eyes on me .. as usual

I have said this kinda upsets my karma

Saying this escalates said behaviours I know

Yet say nothing and itโ€™s like admitting defeat in a senseโ€ฆ

Depressed people are easy targets โ€ฆ

Get witched out proper easy

Bit of a shame I guess when that no longer flies

Warrior spirit .. from times and ages you canโ€™t begin to imagine โ€ฆ so doesnโ€™t faze me just really fucking annoys

Which is why the witch hunt continues to this very day โ€ฆ

And beyond most probs โ€ฆ peachelicious โ€ฆ

Witch hunt .. yay ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 28, 2023

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Witch Dick

The bumps on a man's penis after contracting genital warts, often looking like the warts on a witch's nose.

Brian got the witch dick from Denise and he didn't even fuck her. She just gave him a hot dog bun.

by Skywal80 February 18, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wicked witch

Your mother-in-law,whore,or your normal bitch.

Man:AHHH!!It's the wicked witch,oh,no that's
your bitchy mother-in-law.

by Zenox November 15, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Witch sex

When your sitting in your house and a witch starts fucking you And sticks her broom in your dickhole and you start to cry

I had witch sex 3 nights ago.

by Littlegirls457 November 27, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž