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Steam powered giraffe

A bunch of Actors Dressed up as robots that sing and act. Indie.

Steam powered giraffe

by Slyy July 6, 2012

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Big Eyed Giraffe

A girl from the Southwest United States (typically from New Mexico), that is clumsy due to the expansion of her eyes and neck due to sun exposure. Many are uncoordinated.

Nick:" Hey, have you met Mary Anna?
Bob: "Yeah, that girl that always trips with the big eyes."
Nick:" Yeah dude, she's totally a Big Eyed Giraffe

by Spittingtruth September 17, 2014

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


new york giraffe

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.

"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"

by doochpedro January 4, 2009

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


…and there you have giraffes!

An β€œoh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 24, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.

Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.

by Flavored Salmon September 16, 2015


Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 8, 2009

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž