Happy Taffy

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!

I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.

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Cock Happy

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.

Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.

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happy 9th

Happy 9th is a gathering of young men at Loyola academy in the passing period between 8th and 9th(last) period. When this gathering takes place every day 50-100 young men arrive in the men’s bathroom next to the east gym to wish everyone a happy 9th period. When someone enters they receive a warm welcome and the chant of "HAPPY 9TH". This then is disbanded just in time for everyone to reach their classes and have a wonderful 9th period!

McCann(at lunch)-"whos hitting up happy 9th, its so gnar!"
jack-"i am its the s**t"
fitz-"hey watch your language herman, but where/what is it?"
McCann-"its like an in-school party that gets you hyped for last period. its in the bathroom next to the east gym. hit it up. im stoked!"

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Happy World

Irving's Mystery-Hunting Guild, Merchant Guild, & Enlightenment Guild.

I come from Happy World, and I like Mystery Hunting.

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Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

happy trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy.

1.) Look at those happy trees. Beautiful.

2.) Today folks we're going to paint some happy trees.

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Happy Boner

An erection you get from pure happiness. Completely non-sexual.

Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!

Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude

Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.

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