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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

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Internet highway

The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. A highway is a public road, especially a major road connecting two or more destinations. Any interconnected set of highways can be variously referred to as a "highway system", a "highway network", or a "highway transportation system".

I got that in the internet highway!! (from scrubs)

by allnewtocho May 15, 2011

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Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.

Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

by Carl Willis May 22, 2004

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Hush Puppie Highway

Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

no one wanted to pick me up so I had to take the hush puppie highway.

by sugnusicilianu September 6, 2017

1206๐Ÿ‘ 705๐Ÿ‘Ž


hershey highway patrolman

Someone who looks for anal sex.

Did you hear John talked Daniele into butt sex? What a Hershey highway patrolman.

by Xtbrowning February 6, 2014


Rocky Mountain Highway

The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.

I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.

by Brian Euvino May 19, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

by pico April 9, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž