The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

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Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

DC Trucker

Wearing a urinal cake in the front pocket of underwear.

It smells like a DC Trucker in the cab of this truck!!

The Trucker

A Canned mixture of everything from period blood to boar shit, the Trucker will give an orgasmic sensation of raw taste. Some of the ingredients include snot, horse cum, foreskin and umbilical cords. The mixture is solid and you have to swallow it as a whole, giving you the sensation that a truck is ramming through your throat, hence the name.

Man Im hungry, lucky I got The Trucker with me!

trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"

Tricky Trucker

Noun:
1. a term used to refer to The fanbase or fandom of Those Who Play The Game of "Tricky Truck" Made By Gravity Sensation in 2010
2. a Truck Driver who engages in Foolish behavior

"My Brother Got Run by a Tricky Trucker"
"I Have Been a Tricky Trucker Since 2011"