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When hitting a girl from the back and you slide two thumbs in her butt
I was doing a girl doggy style and slid two thumbs in her butt
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The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.
My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.
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The ancient phallic symbol of male virility, used today as a means of confirmation or approval.
That ignorant woman flashed me the thumbs-up.
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At some point over the years, a ring on the thumb became a subtle yet ubiquitous signifier for queer women.
Did you see her thumb ring? Do you think she's into women, too?
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Pain of the thumb from excessive use of a blackberry device keyboard
I spent three hours a day checking email and now I've got a case of blackberry thumb
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When your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets "dirty".
Dude! I dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb butter when I was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!
Awww man that is the worse!
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When you slip you thumb into a stripers vagina while putting a note between her legs. Will usually get you kicked out of the strip club.
I gave that skank the dirty thumb.
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