The long term effects of sitting in a hot office when your testicles and knob stick to your inner thigh.
"It's so hot in here"
"Yes, I've had trench cock for days"
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In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.
"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."
"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."
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Marks on each side of your mouth from having your face buried in the "trench" of a vagina for long periods of time
By the time she got out of jail she had a bad case if trench mouth from having her face buried in cunt so long
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If you go to bed too late, the next morning you wake up with a tired line under each eye. After many late nights they resemble trenches! :(
Yes, i know i do have a trench face!
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n. The female anatomy.
"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."
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Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.
The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat
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The act of skinning someone and wearing said skin around as a coat.
That guy is giving me the creeps, he is looking to trench-coat me.
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