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Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022


black uno reverse card

It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!

When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!

1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!

2.

This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!

by Cbasm6s November 5, 2023


Uno’s Lair

* Uno’s Lair is a discord server full of very weird people , it is run by Licoricecookie1 on TikTok , also known as uno , and people he is close to . Uno’s Lair has been deleted in the past due to Uno having butterfingers and the current server is called ‘ Uno’s Lair V2 ‘ . If you’re thinking of joining Licoricecookie1’s hit discord server , UNO’s Lair V2 , go ahead . But beware , everyone in there is … gay !!1!1!2!2!!1!2!2!1!1! ( oh nooooo )

* “ Dude , have you seen C anywhere ? “ A asked ,

B shook her head , “ C joined Uno’s Lair and I haven’t seen him since . “

by * the real rat man December 7, 2022


Unoing

The act of masturbating alone. When one is about to finish they must yell "UNO!" as loud as physically possible.

My damn neighbour keeps unoing every night. It scares my cat every time.

by the_bukkit December 22, 2019


double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024


Uno skip

When you get so fucked up you start talking gibberish.

Sarah got so fucked up last night she was uno skipping.

by Saraxxxxx October 6, 2022


uno dos tres

Spanish numbers. s s s s s s. s s s s s s. s s s s

uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez once doce trece catorce quince dieciseis diecisiete dieciocho diecinueve veinte

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023