The Urban Dictionary

A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends

Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.

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urban delay

When Urban Dictionary does not have a word of the day in a timely fashion.

Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.

Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.

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Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?

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Urban dictionary’d

When you write a piece of art that would put Shakespeare to shame and then it’s rejected by “voluntary editors.” See also “stick up your ass”

Jerry’s ass hurt after he got urban dictionary’d harder than Rosie O’Donnell falling and hitting the ground.

Urban Dicker

A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.

"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

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urban countryman

A person who grew up in the country but enjoys hanging out with the city folks. They like to turn up, but they also like to relax in the countryside.

Synonyms: Easy going, southerner, regular guy, socializer, party animal
Antonyms: playboy, hillbilly

Man #1: "Hey, man, you want to come to the party tomorrow?"
Urban Countryman: "Yeah, sure, I was going to hang out at the lake and fish, but that can wait until another day."

Man #2: "What's that you're listening to?"
Urban countryman: "Country with some classic rock, rap, and electronic tunes. Country is in my roots, but I can't listen to songs about my girl leaving me and getting drunk _all day_. "

urban ditionary

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!