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A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei
Matei is terminally useless fuck
When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.
“Which time will you be arriving?“
“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.
A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.
A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.
"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"
Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time
Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite
A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.
*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*
'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'
The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?
Sam: he’s out sick again.
Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?
Sam: yeah he was.
Mike: that guy is professionally useless