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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.
A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.
Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.
What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!
Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.
The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.
Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.
A god who can have 100 bichtes on his dick while shooting a SMG at a low rider with a monkey gang all smoking a boof. Does this while Peter griffin flies down from space
i want to breed him to the speed of sound
marius von hagen: hi miss
rosa: marius! von! hagen!