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The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.
Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.
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The term used to describe when a woman with no teeth gives a man a blow job.
"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."
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A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.
Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."
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A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.
"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."
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A very soft hammer. It would not hurt if someone smacked you around with it.
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velvet rose is the act of having rough anal sex until the person receiving anal sex anus gapes and blood leaks out the anus.
Your mom is not on her period i just gave her a velvet rose.
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When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
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