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A women is an object, that can often be useless when not able to do what it is made for.
A man: I'm going to work!
Woman: You are leaving this early!
A man: wow, I didn't know dishwashers could talk!
(i.e. dishwasher, house cleaner, cooker, giving birth. )
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1. the particular state of mind of most women at any given time.
2. the particular strain of psychosis displayed by most women in times of senseless turmoil such as that bitch at work saying she's fat behind her back or her flying off the hook because you picked up 2% milk instead of skim.
"I don't know what happened, i walked in and said hello and she went off on me about that time 6 months ago when I forgot to put the cap back on her shampoo. Must just be the womanity.
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Less dominant version of a male until around the modern era when they began receiving "rights" there by taking control of the male population often leaving them "whipped". Typically women are precieved as kind loving caring and at times erotic to the ones they love, but for those who are nothing but dickless douches and/or sluts there is a saying, "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks." this phase which happens each month sometimes by choice is known as but not relating to "the time of troubles" aka "hell on earth." during this period I caution all men and women in control to be wary. They usually reside in da kitchen, assume something's wrong if elsewhere.
husband: go fetch me a beer honey. Troubled wife:get off you're lazy ass and get it yourself ass u don't do shit in this house get the fuck out. Husband:... 2. Wife: honey Go change the baby I'm tired. Husband: yes ma'am. *whipped* 3.woman: I can vote now! Man: shut the fuck up.
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"Did you watch Gossip Girl last night?"
"Yeah...Chuck is such a womanizer!"
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After reading what men have posted about women on this site I want to say something to women.
Ladies, you know and I know that those demented tools who post hateful things about you are worthless pieces of shit. Ignore them. They have just finished watching rape porn and jerking off and decided to be clever.
Please don't become hard and never sink to their level. You must know that there are normal men out there who will always stick up for you.
As a man, I want to apologize for them and say that sometimes I am ashamed to be a man.
You fuckwits, ruin it for us normal men! Stop posting shit about women, woman, girl, girls!
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i'm amazed that some of these misogynists can say "ALL" women are whores,bitches,etc. because i find it pretty imposssible that they've taken the time to get to know half of the world's population. oh wait no...their past experiences with women have been bad, so this gives them the right to judge 3 BILLION people.
Misogynist: "waaaaah...all my girlfriends have been horrible to me therefore all women are whores...waaaah"
woman: "wow and you say we're the ones who are irrational!?"
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1. A strong willed, independant, wonderful female who is beautiful in her own special way.
2. An extremely powerful force of nature which uses diplomatic and intelligent comebacks to ward off the opposing sex; the man.
Dude 1: Woah, that woman is pretty amazing.
Dude 2: You've got that right! She has some MAD SKILLS.
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