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Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences
Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!
John: She threated not to give you head?
Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty
John: That sucks. What a rapist!
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The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors
when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it
when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it
Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.
A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet
Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!
Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.
“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”
Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)
"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."