water goat

Another name for an octopus.

Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.

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It's just water

A classic phrase used by Max Hardcore to calm down his female costars who were surprised and disgusted to find out that they're expected to drink his urine.

From Max Factor 10:

Lain Oi (crying): Did you just fucking piss on me?

Max: Honey, it's just water! Taste it!

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Fiji Water

Bottled water which very much like Starbucks, has a become a status symbol among the general wealthy population.

Across the nation, the aqua-elite flock to water bars, where instead of tasting shiraz and pinot noir, they swish and sip $5 bottles of Voss or Fiji Water.

But despite all the recent splash, many experts still conclude that water is just water.

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make water

To urinate.

While walking through the woods, I had to stop and make water.

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Holy Water

When you start getting dirty thoughts about someone, or are horny in general. You need to drink holy water to become pure and chill again.

“Look at this sexy photo of Brad Pitt, I need some holy water now”

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Heavy Water

D2O, 2 Deuterium, and 1 Oxygen atom. Deuterium is an isotope of hydrogen; it has one extra neutron in the nucleus. Neutrons are what add weight to an atom; this substance is called "Heavy Water" as compared to normal "Light Water." Heavy water exists is most all water, but only in very small amounts (1 in 20 million).

Heavy water is essential to nuclear power using non-enriched uranium. Without it, all uranium must be enriched before use. In WW-II, Hitler attacked Norway for it’s supply of heavy water.

"Heavy water aids in cooling nuclear reactors.

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Watering Hole

watering hole is a bar, nightclub, restaurant with popular bar or other social gathering place where alcoholic drinks are sold.

Heading downtown to my favorite watering hole.

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