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i can't dance

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?

Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!

by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004

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i-can't spell

definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"

definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.

Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!

What?

No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.

by That smart kid in your class February 15, 2010

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Can't you know?

A derogatory term expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in โ€œWas I not speaking clearly enough for you?โ€ โ€œDid you not understand what I just said?โ€ "What is wrong with you?"

You better respect me or I'll fuck you up, nigga! Can't you know?

by pdobrinen September 6, 2006

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i can't sweat that

"that" is not important enough for me to get upset about it

"that" is not a high enough priority to do something about it

"These are not the napkins I wanted. Go to the store and get the ones I wanted."

"I can't sweat that. They'll be here soon and I need to start barbecuing."

by L Davidson April 11, 2006

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The Left Can't Meme

Yeah.... no.

The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.

Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.

Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.

If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐™—๐™ค๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š๐™ข๐™š".

Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐™—๐™ค๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š๐™ข๐™š.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022

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blackpink can't write

Blackpink can't write their own songs ...their songs are basically written by teddy nd YG oppar...it doesn't matter how much their fans deny that....it won't change the fvcking fact that blackpink can't write their songs

Blackpink can't write their songs nd gets them by s*cking their YG oppars D1ck

by Ayeshhhhhhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

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Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

by DannyDimes April 3, 2021

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