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1) A collection of thugs and convicts who initiate their hoodlum activity on the gridiron, frustrating opponents and their loyal fans as they strut their stuff
2) A pretty damn good football program, which has claimed five national championships (1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001)
"The Miami Hurricanes surely exhibited some swagger at Doak Campbell Stadium on Saturday. I don't think any team in America can hang with these guys."
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the act of covering a girls pussy in sand and proceeding to fuck her making it feel like you are fucking on miami beach
James wanted to do something sweet for his wife so he gave her a miami beach
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Don't leave here if u don't want ur 13 ur kids smoking weed every day after school and wacthwatch out not to get robbed or beat up by kid in high school for fun if love ur life don't come here to get killed
North Miami is hell
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Your 2005-2006 NBA Champions. True the Heat were eliminated by the Knickershitters in 99 in a 1 vs 8 matchup but it doesn't matter because Zo and Riles got the last laugh motherfuckers. How many Larry O'Brien trophies have Patrick Ewing, Allan Houston, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby and the rest of them hoisted over their heads? Yeah that's what I thought bitches. Of course the Knicks have a bright future to look forward to, oh wait no they don't! They traded the 2nd pick of this year's draft for a center with 2 heart defects who can't rebound, The Bulls have the option to swap picks with them next year, they're in salary cap hell, and Isiah Thomas is the worst GM ever and a mediocre coach. Any team with Shitbury sucks until he leaves.
The Miami Heat own the Knickershitters and it'll be at least 30 more years until the Knickershitters win an NBA title.
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The act of a female laying on her back while the male stands above her with his feet spread, he swings his body back and forth and begins to sweat onto the female, after about 10 minutes he lets out a sweaty, leaky,oily,nasty, but enjoyable fart on her tits.
Cindy: What's for dinner honey?
Ralph: Shut up bitch or I'll give you a miami milkshake!
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Pat Riley's uprising of hell on earth.
The Miami Heat got the best of me
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When you take a hot shit on someone during a sexual act on the beach in southern Florida.
Dude, this girl gave me a Miami Steamer last night and it couldn't have felt better.
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