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A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.
Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.
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it usually refers to speaking frankly, discussing hard facts, or getting down to serious business.
larry-"i'm not to sure if i want buy the ring for 2,500 cuz it has flaws"
tim-"there are no flaws in it, i had it checked myself"
larry-"well i seen better rings by another client"
tim-"lets talk turkey, the watch and ring for 6,000"
larry-"5,000"
tim-"NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME WHERE"
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A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.
Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"
Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"
"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
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small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel
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A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!
I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!
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Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.
The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad