Random
Source Code
Random
rule #1...in town, bug killers are for pussys and old folks riding touring bikes. exception to the rule...lads on a real trip, sporting out of state/province plates.
How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.
Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
2👍 1👎
A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).
The next victim of the Cereal Killer is that Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
17👍 3👎
A meme-killer is a person that overuses a certain meme or phrase. They use it so often that it becomes old and unfunny very quickly. The meme-killer is especially bad when using the meme incorrectly.
John: 'How was dinner?'
Tim: 'Feels good man.'
John: 'Shut the fuck up already you meme-killer.'
17👍 3👎
Someone who can ruin your mood extremely quickly without attempting too. They just have a certain style or attribute that kills moods.
Omg, that guy Teji is such a mood killer. Like i was going to ask this girl to the dance, he randomly came in and asked for a condom.
76👍 22👎
1. Someone who kills sheep for fun.
2. A lying cheating male who routinely goes after a girlfriends friends.
Man, that guy is a total sheep killer. We shouldn't even talk to him.
20👍 4👎
A line or phrase that is either purposely used to end a conversation with someone as soon as possible, or a comment that unwittingly ends a conversation.
Tony: Ey man, whats up!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...
or
Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!
80👍 25👎