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Lame attampets by freaks to get shagged if a band is snapped.
(Fat guy) You just snapped my shag band, let's get going!
(hot chick) Ew, get away.
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Someone you really hate but would like to have sex with anyways.
Aly- I would so hate shag John!!!!
Jess- You would?
Aly-yeah he's so sexy but I still hate him!
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Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.
TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.
You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.
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When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.
Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online
2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online
Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
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A girl you fuck cuz you can't get anyone else. Usually ugly.
guy:ew man, don't fuck her!
other guy:she's just my shag hag.
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Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
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a little rake that is used to take all the shit that has accumulated in shag carpeting out. also useful as a backscratcher. christina loves them so.
anyone seen the shag rake? i think we lost little timmy...
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