what?

Another way of saying, "Hello. I've got nothing to talk about and I need some meltertainment. So what's up? By the way, did you see that psycho bitch on the second floor? Oh, what I would do to her!"

Drew: what?
Matt: Yeah, I know what you mean!

what the?

A phrase uttered when one is in an extreme state of baffledness or disbelief; Typically used when one encounters a shocking moment.

Carina: I ate my dog, Bassie's poop today!
Trevor: Ahh what the?

what?

Something that you say in response to your mamma calling you, that's if you wanna be smacked into next week

Mom: Brian!

Brian: What?

Mom: Who the hell you talking to? I aint one of friends. You betta get yo ass in here and wash these dishes 'fo I knock the black off you.

and what

Short for 'And what are you going to do about it'

ME: i don't like you
Stupid head: and what?
ME: and ... you better back off before your
nose and your eyes become one of the same

What what in the butt

The title of a song by samwell which is a classic in porn music.

Have you heard what what in the butt?

what

A general response to anything stupid, preferably written in lower case and followed by a period

sourced from the infamous "All your base" flash animation.

"Hey everyone I like bananas!"

"what."

What of it?

When someone gives you a look , or thinks you're fkn offensive, you say it.

When they look at you , and they're like WTF? and then you're like WHAT OF IT? BITCH!