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A child who has shit aim, lol.
Did you know that Cadence Alexander has bad aim?
( A bitch ass nigga that likes dick in his mouth ,likes that cream fill-in in his ass)
( he is a real Brandon Alexander)
The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you
(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had
The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"
A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife
Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair
Great F1 driver. Drove for redbull but they ditched him because redbull treat their drivers like shit - unless they are Max Verstappen (Horner and Marko are obsessed with Verstappen). Anyways then Albon drove at the DTM and won the first time at the Nürburgring. Next year he'll be driving for Williams in F1. He's part of the one direction version of F1, which consists of Lando Norris, Charles Leclerc, George Russel and Alexander Albon.
He won the award for the rookie of the year in 2018.
Besides he's grown up in Britain but drives under the Thai flag. He's had a hard childhood at times but always manages to smile.
Alexander Albon is also called: Albono, Alex Albon
If there was an F1 boyband Alexander Albon would be in it.
Alexander Albon said: "He's such a sore loser"
Alexander Albon is cool.
We all hope that Alex Albon will have a great season at Williams.
A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket
Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks
*later by text to his friends*
Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!