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Expert-level pussy licking method.
I made my girlfriend squirt last night using the Evans technique.
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A name typically given to males (can have multiple meanings depending on origin)
(Hebrew) Stone; rock
(Celtic) 1. Youth; young fighter 2. Swift 3. Born from yew
(Scottish) Right-handed
Note: Due to the potential unreliability of the sources used, it is advisable not to take these definitions without skepticism
In 2012, the name "Evan" was ranked #47 most popular name for males in the U.S.
The name "Evan" can have a variety of meanings
Hiya, Evan! How are ya?
How dost thou fare, dearest Evan? Do thy misfortunes crush thee, or doth thy heart still abound with gladness? Ah! what a foolish thing my pen hath written, for what evil could ever bring down the happiness that thou hast wrought? For only thou canst find a single hour of joy in these wretched times – only thou know'st the secrets to perpetual lightness of the soul. Though the light in the darkness fadeth, thine eyes never grow dim. If only, dear friend, we could greet thee one last time, for we know that thou art also longing for our companionship; but in our miserable state, we cannot escape to thee in the coming doom. We only find strength when we remember that thou art fearless despite our despair, yet even then we weep, for courage cannot outwit calamity. Ah! farewell, my dearest friend, my Evan! I regret that this will be the last words thou shalt hear from us until we regenerate because PLOT TWIST we're actually Time Lords! SCORE ONE FOR US! YEEAAAHHH
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Evan has a tiny dick around 1-2 inches and is a backstabbing bitch. He tries to act cool and fails. 90% of Evans are gay and suck dick
"Man this guy just said he had a big dick and was backstabbing me"
"Sounds like an Evan"
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The biggest manwhore you will ever meet. He lies and cheats and he spikes his hair like he's 12. He is pretentious rich white boy that the world is better without. He thinks hes all that but he can only get girls who look like they are in middle school. He thinks hes so metal but he listens to stupid emo scene bands. Dating him is hell. He claims that he has real issues when in reality he his only issues are first world problems like "ugh im gunna kill myself because my parents bought me a white iphone 6 instead of a black one" (Real quote from him). He thinks hes all that because hes on swim team... But hes the worst one on the team (Awkward).
"Hey Evan, how are you?"
"Im PIMPINNNNN i have so many bitches and im filthy rich!! Get away from me pesant"
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Also known as Evab. A verifiable psychopath with a history of Clash of Clans addiction and in intelligence comparable to that of a dingus.
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The secret identity of the Pun-isher. Never stops telling jokes. You either hate him, or you love him for his jokes. If you invade him in Dark Souls, you might be fucked.
Evan never shuts up about his jokes. Ever.
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a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE
i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN
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