an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."
"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"
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1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeahโฆ?"
2. When last nightโs booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast
*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)
"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"
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noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"
~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded
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Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.
Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)
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Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth
Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race
When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.