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Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.
Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!
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A person who goes into a high traffic bathroom, a bar or restaurant, or your house bathroom on poker night, and disables the fan, then disables the flush mechanism on the toilet. The perpetrator then proceeds to take a Full Monty, sweat on the forehead, massive backsplash to the ass shit. Then sneaks out the window and comes in the back or front door as if the whole time he was outside smoking or talking on the phone.....He then watches and screams allah as you come out of the bathroom.
Awwwwwwwwwww I got hit by a bathroom terrorist at my party last night, I'm pretty sure it was that goddamn Eric, he blew that bathroom up in Kansas City this year.
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An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.
Church of the Evacuate Digestion
bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*
guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
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Use the bathroom
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
You are so magnificent I can see this really going places
That's nice, Use the bathroom!
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When you have to use the restroom and the only stall open is in between two people crapping.
My mother told of a bathroom sandwich she experienced at work today
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a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.
Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.
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Oral sex in a bathroom facility.
Guy 1: "Where is Nick?"
Guy 2: "He met some guy and took him to the restroom for a bathroom blowie."
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