Beer Hipster

A person who feels superiority because of their knowledge of obscure beers. In the same way a normal hipster likes to take pride in their music library, a beer hipster will brag about what beers they know.

Beer Hipster: "My favorite beer is popering's hommel, you probably haven't heard of it."

Beer Hero

A person who believes they have powers beyond their sober ability because they have drunk too much

Tony is challenged to doing 100 pushups and starts attempting the dare.
Mark shouts ''Tony don't be a beer hero''

Beer Rub

When you rub your belly (or someone else does it for you) while having a beer.

I gave myself a beer rub last night while enjoying a nice cold beer.

Train Beers

An alternative to tailgating; beers you enjoy on the commuter train when going to a sporting event.

My friends and I like to enjoy some train beers during the ride to the SF Giants game.

beer patch

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.

A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.

beer sac

Usually a large black plastic garbage bag used to transport a broken 30 case of beer

Hey man you got our 30 case? Na the shitty keystone box broke open I'm rocking the beer sac

Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.

I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.