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Bend your bread

A guy loosing his V card

Who'd you bend your bread with?

by 12_345_6 May 7, 2016


still gonna bend it

when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.

typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.

later in the night

slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.

by swerty gert February 10, 2019


bend it like baldwin

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))

"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."

by MCJKM June 9, 2009


Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner

"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."

by Kazzy Mathews September 26, 2016


A South Bend 11

When somebody lives in South Bend Indiana but is way too attractive to actually be from South Bend Indiana.

Damn, they’re hot! Definitely a South Bend 11! I wonder where they’re from?

by Weavecity July 9, 2022


Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.

I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

by aggfdsgdsn June 28, 2007

74👍 65👎


Deep Knee Bends

The act of squatting over a fire hydrant repeadily down to a 90 degree angle (or further) until satisfied

"Last time I saw you're mama she was doin deep knee bends over fire hydrants. I was like yeeahhh, get down on that fire hydrant Bitch!!!"

by D. Bloch October 11, 2011

8👍 4👎