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A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
Lord of the donkeys
Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career
To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.
Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked
The Bernie Mac.
Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies
Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.
Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
The Pelosis and Bidens are bundled like Bernie.